Surf mullets: Jordy Smith

Jordy says Happy New Year with his mullet flapping in the wind.

Surf mullets: Kenny Powers

KP ready to shred...

Orange sugar water + tubes + TV = mind blown!

Nothing before, or since, is this surf rad on American TV. Fuck yeah! Fuckin Sunkist! Turtle Dragon wants one now! And some blue tubes!

Surf Celebrity Look-alikes: Florida State Park Shower vs Dalek

Doctor Who probably shreds. And the Dalek showers are probably part of some nefarious surf leash enforcement plan.